May 2013
me: [walking past book store]
me: [bREATHES HEAVILY]
mom: no
basedgodniall:
when you spell restaurant right on the first try
The Real Meaning of ... come over and chill
songofastark:
Ugh, I hate it when people say “Fuck the police”.
Don’t just fuck the police.
Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss...
noire-pandora:
I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.
drarna:
REALLY PISSES ME OFF WHEN YOU CATCH YOUR PARENTS GOSSIPING ABOUT YOU TO FAMILY MEMBERS LIKE TALK SHIT GET HIT BITCH
peacesignsandlighters:
tonyfromstatefarm:
in your girl’s pussy like
Reblog just for the gif
